Bad Deeds: Rules for Republicans

Bad Deeds: Rules for Republicans

• Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
• War is good for business.
• Sell the sizzle, not the steak.
• When in doubt, lie.
• If you believe it, they believe it.
• The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
• A deal is a deal. (until a better one comes along).
• Only give money to people you know you can steal from.
• What’s in it for me? (Special rule for Rick Perry)
• Profit is its own reward.
• When the going gets tough, the tough change the rules.
• A friend in need means three times the profit.
• Enough… is never enough.
• Dignity and an empty sack are worth the sack.
• There’s no such thing as an unfair advantage.
• There’s nothing wrong with charity…as long as it winds up in your pocket.
• If you’re going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable.
• Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success… don’t hesitate to step on them.
• There’s a sucker born every minute; be sure you’re the first to find each one.
• More is good… all is better.
• A wife is a luxury… a smart accountant, a necessity.
• Life’s not fair. How else would you turn a profit?
• A lie is a way to tell the truth to someone who doesn’t know.
• Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it’s easier to exploit them the next time.

The above was adapted from THE RULES OF ACQUISITION:

Regards,

Jim