Bad Deeds: Rules for Republicans
- Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
- War is good for business.
- Sell the sizzle, not the steak.
- When in doubt, lie.
- If you believe it, they believe it.
- The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
- A deal is a deal. (until a better one comes along).
- Only give money to people you know you can steal from.
- What’s in it for me? (Special rule for Rick Perry)
- Profit is its own reward.
- When the going gets tough, the tough change the rules.
- A friend in need means three times the profit.
- Enough… is never enough.
- Dignity and an empty sack are worth the sack.
- There’s no such thing as an unfair advantage.
- There’s nothing wrong with charity…as long as it winds up in your pocket.
- If you’re going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable.
- Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success… don’t hesitate to step on them.
- There’s a sucker born every minute; be sure you’re the first to find each one.
- More is good… all is better.
- A wife is a luxury… a smart accountant, a necessity.
- Life’s not fair. How else would you turn a profit?
- A lie is a way to tell the truth to someone who doesn’t know.
- Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it’s easier to exploit them the next time.
The above was adapted from THE RULES OF ACQUISITION:
Regards,
Jim
Andy Hailey