Bad Deeds for 6-8-2010

Records Show That Rick Perry Did No Scheduled State Work on One-Third of Business Days – The governor’s official work calendar for this year and an open records request showed that Texas Governor Rick Perry performed no scheduled state work on 24 of 72 business days. That’s one-third of the work week without phone calls or meetings. The calendar covered January, March, April and most of May. The February record has not yet been released.

On some of those days that the governor did conduct state business, the work consisted of a single phone call or a press conference. Now, this period obviously covers the weeks leading up to the March primary and its aftermath. The calendars don’t include political events, speeches and fundraising, which have been occupying most of Perry’s schedule.

George W. Bush Joins Facebook 😉 – The media is all, um, a’twitter over George W. Bush’s “new” Facebook page. But they failed to mention his first whack at it, back in February, 2009. I remember it like it was yesterday…

George is now friends with Condi Rice, Karl Rove, Sean Hannity, Antonin Scalia and Tom DeLay
George W. Bush is sayin’ howdy! My first post—wOOt! What’s up? 3:08pm February 23
Scooter Libby at 3:09pm February 23 – Why didn’t you pardon me, you prick?
Sarah Palin at 3:09pm February 23 – Thanks but no thanks. I’d rather pal around with terrorists.
Mitch McConnell at 3:10pm February 23 – Now I can say it—you really sucked.

Tom DeLay invited you to join the Bitter Aging Texans Group
George is now friends with Dana Perino, Tony Blair and King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud

Grover Norquist at 3:11pm February 23 – I told you to reduce the size of the government so you could drown it in the bathtub. You grew the size of the government, toweled it off, then blew up the bathtub. Your dad’s right–you got hit with a special kind of dumbstick.
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Condi Rice at 3:12pm February 23 – Friends 4evuh!!! {{{Mr. President}}}
Dick Cheney at 3:13pm February 23 – Why didn’t you pardon Scooter you prick???
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General Colin Powell (Ret.) sent you a bucket of virtual maggots.

Elizabeth Dole at 3:14pm February 23 – Here—have a hot cuppa STFU
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Michael Steele at 3:15pm February 23 – Facebook is the only party in town, baby. Mainly because you KILLED OURS!!!

John McCain wants to send you a virtual can of coal slag and a bag of rusty nails
Norm Coleman just threw a shoe at you.

King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud at 3:35pm February 23 – Where is the Scrabble page? I wish to play Scrabble now.
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Regards,

Jim