Bad Deeds: Rules for Republicans

Bad Deeds: Rules for Republicans

  • Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
  • War is good for business.
  • Sell the sizzle, not the steak.
  • When in doubt, lie.
  • If you believe it, they believe it.
  • The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
  • A deal is a deal. (until a better one comes along).
  • Only give money to people you know you can steal from.
  • What’s in it for me? (Special rule for Rick Perry)
  • Profit is its own reward.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough change the rules.
  • A friend in need means three times the profit.
  • Enough… is never enough.
  • Dignity and an empty sack are worth the sack.
  • There’s no such thing as an unfair advantage.
  • There’s nothing wrong with charity…as long as it winds up in your pocket.
  • If you’re going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable.
  • Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success… don’t hesitate to step on them.
  • There’s a sucker born every minute; be sure you’re the first to find each one.
  • More is good… all is better.
  • A wife is a luxury… a smart accountant, a necessity.
  • Life’s not fair. How else would you turn a profit?
  • A lie is a way to tell the truth to someone who doesn’t know.
  • Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it’s easier to exploit them the next time.

The above was adapted from THE RULES OF ACQUISITION:

Regards,

Jim

 

 

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Texas A&M Aggie, Retired aerospace engineer, former union member, Vietnam vet, Demcratic Party organizer, husband and father.

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